Ahh, summer. The time when many a Christian Formation Director is found in full on panic as VBS season sets in. For those of you who are a bit behind and haven't yet chosen your topic for this year might a recommend these choice selections which were recently rejected by Gospel Light:
10. Welcome to the Harem: A Week with Solomon's Wives.
9. Sailing the Mediterranean: Greek Cities NOT Visited by Paul.
8. Rockin' With the Royal Family: Idolatrous Kings of the Northern
Kingdom
7. Fabulous Bible Fashions: Garments of the High Priest
6. Holy Health! Understanding the Skin Diseases of Leviticus
5. The Mysterious Silent Years of Methuselah
4. Snackin' With the Saints: The Dietary Laws of Leviticus
3. Heavenly Hairstyles: From Samson to John the Baptist
2. Quiverful: How the Levitical Law Affected Israelite Population Growth
1. The Big House: Spend Time with the Saints who DID Time!
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Now see, you've got to know your audience. When pitching to Gospel Light you MUST force "Son" awkwardly into the title while at the same time crafting a title that sounds like a D grade theme park or straight-to-DVD knock-off of last summer's blockbuster hit.
Kingdom of the Crystal Son
You Don't Mess with the Son
Splash Island Magic Son Adventure
I know you so want to do Quiverful lesson somewhere and invite your favorite freaky reality TV family as special guest lecturers!
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